Have you had a hankerin’ for down on his luck rancher Liam making eyes at wounded army veteran Louis on Same Mistakes farm? Ocean air sweeping through renowned pirate Captain Styles’s luscious locks as he makes a mess upon Prince Zayn of Zap’s innocence aboard the One Direction? Lord Niall Horan of Bigshaftershire finding himself truly impressed by stableboy Harry’s not-so-Little Things?
Well, thanks to the design team I conned into participating - a thousand thanks to ess (I’m going to find some way to use every single one of those graphics you made just you wait and see three down four to go) and ella (who is doing just about everything else) - the Harlequin 1D HQ is up and running and sign ups are open!
Rules and Info are here: Harlequin 1D
We want this to be successful so please, tell your friends, Romans, countrymen and whoever else may lend you their ears. Hope to see you there!
Anonymous said: what's a curtain fic?
It’s a fic about characters in a domestic situation, usually living together, in which the domesticity inspires a romantic or sexual relationship. I didn’t know I wanted to bang you until you made me pot roast.
Anonymous said: is the lj comm bestboys going to be updated? I'm not a member but i like to read the commentfic! thanks :)
There’s a bunch of awesome fic being posted there now. Go check it out!
Anonymous said: but whO DIED in the fic why did harry end up like this are they ever going to go back to britain plEASE I NEED SOMETHING
If I explained the whole thing then you wouldn’t be interested in reading the sequel that I may never get around to writing. What fun would that be?
Anonymous said: hmmmm what is on your fic to write list?
Third and hopefully final installment of sexbot verse (2k outlined.)
Wooing fic (2.5k outlined.)
Hurt/comfort fic with checkthemargins (3k outlined in gchat.)
Kiss with a fist for flimsi (2.5k written and rewritten and rewritten but still not done.)
The rest of hermit!Harry and surfer!Louis (lots of gchat and emailfic.)
Truth serum/curse fic (just a twinkle in my eye.)
WWA tour fic (a bunch of gchat.)
Fake sex pollen ficlet (barely a dream.)
Anonymous said: You don't write bottom harry ?
~9 500 words, set in May 2014 - pining/friends to lovers/porn with lots of feelings - for mediaville
Harry finds that he can’t keep things separate; neither can Louis.
Harry tousles his hair, smoothes it back, shrugging. “Alright,” he says. “I’m, you know, outside if you need anything.”
“Yeah,” Louis replies. “Sure.” He doesn’t look like he’ll be needing Harry, and Harry tells himself that that’s okay. They’ve both got their moods sometimes or maybe the timing isn’t good, and if it’s not then that’s alright as well. Harry can respect that. And it’s not like this is their first tour; Harry knows that Louis will come around. He always does.
Here @ AO3
For Eva and Lane for the Bestboys summer fic exchange. Pls heed the warnings!
Title: Makes Perfect
Pairing: Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson
Disclaimer: 30000% fiction.
Word Count: 8,610
Summary: "What if you practiced on like, a mannequin?" Louis…